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how to kiss

conversationparade:

[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing

[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length

[step 3] move in for the kill

xmwt7:

sarahssketchbook:

I read cat breed as cat bread so I drew a loaf of cat instead. I hope that’s okay.
But I also drew a bog standard cat too. I don’t really know much about different cat breeds but I do love my parent’s cat Jasper. He’s bog standard and like a log and doesn’t like being touched and has ISSUES but hes still fabulous nonetheless.

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